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Assassins don't climb trees by Tio-Trile Assassins don't climb trees by Tio-Trile
lol I just though that it's funny that powerful assassin ancestors like Altair and Ezio can't climb trees (oh, and Altair can't sw--*assassinated*).
"Connor get down here it's dangerous! Climb the Sistine Chapel with me instead"
my philosophy class is more and more productive
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:icondragonslayer25:
Dragonslayer25 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014
yes they do, he got Altair confused
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:iconayakaing:
Ayakaing Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Wonder why Altair is so mad?
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:iconwolfhero28:
WolfHero28 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
ALTAIR CANT SWIM!!!! *runs away screaming* UR WELCOME THAT I FINISHED UR SENTENCE!!!!!!
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:iconthreshie:
Threshie Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
:laughing: Love this, including the artist comments!
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AltairandLier Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014
XD this is hilarious!
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iloveleft4dead2 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol ezoi coner will take the tree insted of a 100000 mile high building
isn't it weird that the can climd reallly really tal building but not trees
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docterlover Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconaltairwhutplz: :iconsaysplz: Connor! get down! your gonna fall!
:iconeziodanceplz: :iconsaysplz: listen to your ancestors!
:iconconnordanceplz: :iconsaysplz: learn who to climb tree's and maybe I will!
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:icontio-trile:
Tio-Trile Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
OMG the icons
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:icondocterlover:
docterlover Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
there badass :icondatass-assinplz:
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:iconwolfhero28:
WolfHero28 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
Yes they r
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:icondocterlover:
docterlover Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol XD
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
This is great! It is really funny that Altair and Ezio can't climb trees!
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:iconcrisishalfprincess:
CrisisHalfPrincess Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that's what i was thinking all the time while playing AC I. Altair the heck don't tell me can't swim and climb trees?
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Little-Ceasars Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
Heh.  Connor says no!
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:iconcheckerboardjester:
CheckerBoardJester Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I was reading the description when all of a sudden this popped into my head in Connor's voice:
Connor: Naaaaaaaturrreeeeee.
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:icontio-trile:
Tio-Trile Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
Hahahaha now I kind of want to make this picture of everyone telling Edward to come out of the water and Altair's like GET OUT OF THERE IT KILLS YOU and Edward's like no
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CheckerBoardJester Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Do it :icongaspplz: That'd be epic!!!
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:iconanatrix:
Anatrix Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
oh god! lol
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:iconassassinscreedmemory:
AssassinsCreedMemory Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
connor:NU ITS NOT DANGEROUS,YOU CANT MAKE ME COME DOWN >:(
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:iconnohugforanyofyou:
nohugforanyofyou Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
connor:*falls from tree*
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fruitbatslyra Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol! XD
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Monchichuu Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like climbing on a tree I'm sitting there like an assassin and I'm coming (trying) not down XD
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HinataDelDesierto Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
jajajaja the first time I played ACII and Ezio fell into the water I was like "Shit I'm gonna DIE" and when I didn't I was like "oh so the assassins finally taught themselves how to swim"
LOL Great Picture!
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:icontio-trile:
Tio-Trile Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
Hahahahaha, exactly, I almost had a panic attack when I realized I'm going to be running around the city of Venice.
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505nochez Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013   Artist
you two assassins need to learn how to climb tree,s
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:iconkittysparkel3:
kittysparkel3 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Student Artist
I hate to break it to u guys but u climb walls
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:iconsweetnspice112:
SweetNSpice112 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this is absolutely adorable
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Lucynapsis Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
akjsdkajsdakjsajksjkda Cute!
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Animorphs1 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
So cute!

Reasons why people love these assassins:

Altair- he is like a honey badger. Honey badgers don't care, honey badgers don't give a sh!t. It's pretty badass.

Ezio- he always gets the ladies...and I should know 0///w///0

Connor- he is new to this whole assassin thing and it makes him look like a little kid. It's so cute like when he calls every bad guy by their full name," Where's Charles Lee!?"
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SweetNSpice112 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i concur with the statements made here.
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LRRin11 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Rofl
like a honey bagger...ppft. yeah conners issues with full names!
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DarqfangofSeido Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student Writer
"I wanna see you two come after me first!" *Connor grins*
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"Come up and get me!"

xDDD They're so cute~ :la:
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BeadyEyedGirl Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
d'awwwww.....
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SwiftKill23 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student Artist
Poor Alty. He can't do anythi-- :iconaltairplz: ._. ....
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:icontio-trile:
Tio-Trile Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
HAhaahah awesome icon
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SwiftKill23 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student Artist
:iconheplz: Thanks. Asked if I could use it from a friend.
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Namecchan Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
Awww, so cute! C:
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kiecothewolf03 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012   Traditional Artist
Thats really Cute!! :D
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VChrisi Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
Altair: -dont cry dont cry dont cr-
Ezio: Something wrong, Altair?
Altair: Wha, no. Stop caring!

Ezio can swim, Connor can climb trees.. Altair, you have Malik, no worries!
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:icontio-trile:
Tio-Trile Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
Altair can pray to become invisible to guards. I mean how cool is that. And of course, there's always Malik.
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MetalSetter Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
wait. so. that makes at least 75% of the humans alive today braver than assassins who climb giant chapels in the past, with only the occasional haystack about 100 feet below them, even though we'd only fall maybe 10, 20 feet at best with how trees are nowadays? e_o These 1100-1500's assassins make me wonder things....
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:icontio-trile:
Tio-Trile Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
Climbing trees is a necessary but not sufficient factor of being an assassin. (Sorry the philosophy lecture was stuck in my head = = )
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MetalSetter Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hmmmmmmm... ALTAIR. EZIO. START CLIMBING TREES.
(Nah, it's fine. I get that way too sometimes c:)
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Pureshot49 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Connor: So I can't climb trees because it's dangerous but we can climb GIANT chapels because that's apparently safe...
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:icontio-trile:
Tio-Trile Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012
Ezio: That's right. Trees are dangerous because even I can't climb them
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Berneri Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Student General Artist
You did great job with that perspective.
And..

Well.. They are just so darn cute. >u< ♥
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Piezelle Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist
Haha :)
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assassinaltair13 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Awww Connor looks SO adorable perched on the tree. X3
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chieesential8 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
lovery photo! so cute:D
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